If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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