you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
