Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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