I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
