weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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