why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
God, I missed his penis.
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