So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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