sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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