I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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