Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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