your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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