That's intense
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I love how my cats smell like pot.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
