I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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