So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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