all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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