We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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