Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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