I feel like I'm in dance class right now
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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