So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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