she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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