You work out of a Hotel?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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