I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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