Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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