If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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