its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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