Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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