exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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