She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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