sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.