I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?