Plan B is the new Plan A
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator