i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?