Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"