i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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