shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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