She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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