She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
