you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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