if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.