Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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