Whod you bang
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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