Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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