This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
