When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It's never too late to be topless.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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