it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
