He had one of those small greek statue penises
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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