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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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