there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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