Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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