We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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