what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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