Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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