Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
NoShamevember. You game?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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