I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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