I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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