I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
