He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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