We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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